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Silver Medal Songs

by Vom Vorton

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1.
you didn’t say why you were going you just went and left me on my own feeling small in an oversized apartment now I see you on the news an international hero but couldn’t you have taken me with you, though? did you want to explore and see what you would find? did you mean to save the world or just leave me behind? I don’t want to forget you I’m sorry I upset you I’ll send you a smile by wire if you survive this trial by fire I don’t know why you did all the things you did but now I can’t ask… you’re completely off the grid I follow your story like a curious stranger you always seemed to love the smell of danger did you find your calling? did you want to escape if you’re checking your mail I hope you get this tape I don’t want to forget you I’m sorry I upset you I’ll send you a smile by wire if you survive this trial by fire
2.
hello, and thank you for reading my email let’s not use the word spam I caught word of your generosity and I’m in a bit of a jam I’m trying to offer an exclusive service but funding has just fallen through if you could contribute a little cash I’d arrange a demo for you it’s a direct connection technology and brains you can feel all human knowledge flowing through your veins push your face to the screen, feel the vibration! sign up for an internet sensation many thanks for your most welcome donation! please hold for your internet sensation hello, and thank you for completing our survey sorry that you weren’t impressed the reward is linked to the size of the gift sorry if this was not expressed I trust that we haven’t lost your faith and we hope you’re not sore the window is closing on this special deal could you afford a bit more? hello, we’re sorry to hear that you’re leaving we’ll delete your account right away perhaps our service did not suit your hardware please try us again someday!
3.
3:20 04:10
I used to wake up for good reason, but now it’s mostly habit. Any chance to think of you and my brain will surely grab it. I’m not sure if it’s late or early; it’s far too dark to see that one hand points to twenty and the other is just a little after three. The house… it seems so silent. I guess that’s how it should be. But when you shared it with me... I never thought it would be. The echoes of your voice… They haunt my memory. My phone blinks to remind me that the time is twenty past three. The sound of claws on carpet, the sound of paws in gravel are not what have awoken me… My brain starts to unravel. There was a time I’d wake up to the sounds of fear and violence but nowadays my eyes are wide in silence.
4.
We Should 02:50
seven days of summer to see seven hundred things I can’t wait to find out what the morning brings my mouth is dry and my eyeball stings please wait an hour while this coffee restores my wings seven thousand miles to be lazy somewhere new what’s a broken tourist supposed to do? and so I put this suggestion to you: we should really row out to the island this bar has a boat we can borrow but we’ll probably sit here on the beach and make plans for tomorrow twenty (twenty twenty) four hours a day to fill with new memories and new types of time to kill I didn’t sleep and I’m feeling ill please pass the water and the headache pills three planes, four trains but the sky’s the same shade of blue what’s a holidaymaker supposed to do? and so I put this suggestion to you: we should really row out to the island this bar has a boat we can borrow but we’ll probably sit here on the beach and make plans for tomorrow we should try to concentrate on the good times not fill up our passports with sorrow now lets sit on the beach and plan to do better tomorrow
5.
the legends say he was born in a far-off land made to leave by forces he could not understand he was raised by a kind couple in a small town taught him to fit in by toning his powers down before long he could not resist the call to solve the world’s problems, be they huge or small I’ve been tasked with writing his biography… I don’t know why it was they came to me and said “we heard you’ve seen his laser eyes” no! I never knew the guy! “did you ever see him fly?” no! I never knew the guy! when he wasn’t saving the world, he got in a tangle a particularly complex love triangle when things got too much he found it shrewd to take a break in his fortress of solitude he hasn’t been seen in a while the papers said maybe he died I guess that’s why you’re asking but I don’t think I’m qualified… “we heard you’ve seen his laser eyes” no! I never knew the guy! “did you ever see him fly?” no! I never knew the guy! “we heard he scanned you with his x-ray eyes” no! I never knew the guy! “you know you two look alike?” that’s not true, I wear glasses! and I never knew the guy!
6.
first contact wasn’t the big thing that we thought it would be no handshakes, no photo opportunities just a brief worrying message from the dark side of the moon received by every country simultaneously “you need to go leave this place the whole planet’s covered in hazardous waste” the clean-up operation started immediately geiger counters, water samples, hazmat suits but nothing was detected that was not really expected we removed our masks, and changed out of our boots weeks passed people forgot summer came it got hot but at the same time the very next year came the message that we feared: “you need to go leave this place the whole planet’s covered… in hazardous waste” and so we took our finest rocket and filled it with our finest men and we flew it to the far side of the moon and as they stepped onto the surface we heard the final message as their flying saucer left us to our doom “we need to go leave this place they got out into our space we need to go leave this place before we get contaminated by their hazardous waste!” finally we understand it turns out… that it was man the message wasn’t meant for us you see transmitted on the wrong frequency
7.
Fan Theory 03:35
all the girls in the typing pool can’t wait to give their opinions on the whispers that filter in through the executives’ minions a memo finds its way from the mail room into a desk drawer RE: romance blooming up on the seventeenth floor the phone operators find their eyeballs all drawn to the door searching for an inkling of winks as we pass in the corridor admiringly they discuss our special flair for concealing what they assume must be a tremendous depth of feeling but in fact our relationship barely amounts to an ounce of a hunch between maureen and rory down in accounts and despite the consensus it fills me with regret to inform you that we’ve hardly actually met the gossip makes the day a little less dreary but she and me, we’re merely a weak fan theory the source of the rumours: a christmas do where I kissed her but she’s secretly seeing her superior’s little sister in fact we’ve only spoken once since that fateful night when she told me to back off, and I said: “alright”. but a love affair needs more than the combined forces of just susan, les and paul in human resources despite the consensus it fills me with regret to inform you that we’ve barely actually met the gossip makes the day a little less dreary but she and me, we’re merely a weak fan theory the gossip makes the day a little less dreary but she and me, we’re merely a weak fan theory
8.
The End 04:11
I’ve heard it said it’s all about the journey not to focus too much on the destination but it’s tricky not to think about the ending when you’re facing nuclear obliteration so as we huddle in our shelters and we whisper words of solace let our voices rise together and please join me in a chorus: was this even a war we were capable of winning? is this the start of the end or the end of the beginning? sooner or later we’ll realise we can not pretend: it’s just the end. it’s hard to think of anything but the present but what if, after all this pain and strife when our molecules are all blasted together it turns out that there really is an afterlife? and reborn in our next lives we all hail ouroboros let our voices rise together and please join me in a chorus was this even a war we were capable of winning? is this the start of the end or the end of the beginning? sooner or later we’ll realise we can not pretend: it’s just the end. unchained from our corpses you’ll find you can’t ignore us so let our voices rise together and please join me in a chorus was this even a war we were capable of winning? is this the start of the end or the end of the beginning? when I look in the mirror I see a human skull grinning… was this even a war we were capable of winning? is this the start of the end or the end of the beginning? sooner or later we’ll realise we can not pretend: it’s just the end.

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In May - June 2018 I wrote and recorded these eight songs while taking part in the Nur Ein! songwriting contest, in which I finished second. I kept meaning to make extra tweaks but now I'm just going to release it and move on with my life.

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The titles were provided as part of the competition, as were additional challenges for each round:
Trial By Fire: "Incorporate Sirens"
Internet Sensation: "Sell an imaginary product"
3:20: "Ambience"
We Should: "Have a guest play a household item on the track"
Never Knew The Guy: "A Biography"
Hazardous Waste: "Beatbox"
Fan Theory: "Assonance"
The End: "Bring Your A Game"

Thanks to the Nur Ein judges, other contestants and the New Ugly podcast for encouraging me to raise my game!

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released March 4, 2022

Huan-Hua Chye: Household percussion on 'We Should', extra vocals on 'Never Knew The Guy' and 'The End'.
Ann-Mari Giljohann: Household percussion on 'We Should'.
Tom Morton: Everything Else

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Vom Vorton Matlock, UK

ex-lardpony, OMAMA, etc.

diy pop songwriter, amateur cat artist, general movie obsessive etc etc.

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